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The Colbert universe

Thu May 8, 2008, 11:44 PM
People, can I tell you something? Stephen Colbert is getting far too powerful.

Last night, for those who missed it, Colbert talked with a member of the Colbert nation, Garrett, from the international space station that orbited Earth. I can only imagine how Stephen felt. I mean, Stephen interviewed a fan of his WHILE THE DUDE WAS IN SPACE. Holy shit, that would rule. WRISTSTRONG bracelet on and everything.

We already know that Colbert is a force to be reckoned with, since he was actually third in the overall national standings when he announced he was running for president. But holy pogo-jumpin' Jesus jackoffs, an interview with a dude in motherfucking space.

Shit.

All I know is, I welcome our new Colbert overlord.

  • Mood: Delighted
  • Listening to: Power Quest - Cemetary Gates
  • Reading: Interpreter of Maladies
  • Watching: The Colbert Report
  • Playing: GTA IV.
  • Eating: Potato chips
  • Drinking: Water.

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Colbert would be a better overlord than anyone else. He knows the facts and the world would be called Nation instead of Earth. I'm all for Nation!

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"You weren't trying to kill yourself! You were just trying to make yourself taller!"
-Kafuka Fuura
Soon he will control our entire lives. Our alarms will play the Star Spangled Banner, we will have to wear American Flag Pins on our wardrobe, and all food items will have either Freedom, American, or Colbert in their names.

Well, I'm off to McAmerica to get an American Big Mac and some Freedom Fries.

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90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.
Holy shit, he interviewed a person in space!
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Good thing I'm Canadian.

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It's like a barrel of monkies on crack!
All praise the Colbertlord.

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There is only going to be one end of the world. Therefore, if yours is the only one that's happening, it's not the real one. ~ DeltaStrata
...Note to self, research spacecraft.

*chuckles* Now that's how to flatter a guy if ever there was a way to flatter somebody.

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I hope he's the anti-crist(if he's overlord b4 obama, obama can't be the anti'christ and i sort of was a GIANT obama fan)

I'm not rewaly religious, but i'm sort of hoping for a speedy apocolyps.

A safe and mostly sane life doesn't really suit me :blahblah:
we have a new follower in the group. awesome :w00t:

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Journal History

So, what should I do next?

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30 deviants said A comedy piece.
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21 deviants said A drawing.
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14 deviants said Writing about WTF.
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2 deviants said Writing about fiction.
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2 deviants said A serious piece.

Shoutbox

~Galaxyth:iconGalaxyth:
ALL YOUR SHOUTBOX ARE BELONG TO ME! Yeah, I'm using them for global domination... of Shoutboxes. Who wants in?
Wed Jul 8, 2009, 4:59 AM
~Galaxyth:iconGalaxyth:
All Your Base? Pfft... Old news... It's not that much of a big thing as it was back then. It's still funny if you use it right, but...
Wed Jul 8, 2009, 4:53 AM
*King-Lyger:iconKing-Lyger:
YOU FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL OF FOOLISHNESS, KKM.
Tue Jul 7, 2009, 8:47 PM
~KamikazeShinpu:iconKamikazeShinpu:
I still love AYB and shall live by it's uels until the end of time.
Fri Jun 12, 2009, 7:47 AM
~DannyTheHedgehog:iconDannyTheHedgehog:
Snowball Bomb? Fun!
Tue Jan 6, 2009, 3:23 AM
*King-Lyger:iconKing-Lyger:
The bomb. The snow.
Sat Dec 20, 2008, 8:10 PM
~MJFiggs:iconMJFiggs:
All Hail The Holy Spoon!!
Tue Nov 18, 2008, 6:16 AM
~DannyTheHedgehog:iconDannyTheHedgehog:
Somebody set us up the bomb?
Wed Nov 12, 2008, 12:19 PM
*King-Lyger:iconKing-Lyger:
Jake would blow All Your Base up.
Wed Nov 12, 2008, 10:31 AM
~prdarkfox:iconprdarkfox:
AYB stopped being funny and simply turned into "common" a while ago. I'll mention it if it's relevant; out of the blue? No-go.
Tue Nov 11, 2008, 10:07 PM

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